angrymonkey’s posterous

I rant, therefore I am.  

We sho' do spectacle really well.

Filed under  //   The Super Bowl  

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Angry Monkey knows what John Edwards can do!

He can start the National Organization for Baby Daddies!
 

 

Filed under  //   baby daddy   Elizabeth Edwards   John Edwards   Rielle Hunter  

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Angry Monkey doubts...

people who say the resume is impressive but don't bother to schedule an interview.

Filed under  //   job hunting   unemployment  

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Sarah Palin must believe that Rush Limbaugh can call people retards because he is one...

and Rahm cannot because he clearly is not.  Glad that's been resolved.
 
Have fun at the Teabaggers picnic, you sleazy conniving grifter weasel!
 

Here's The Email To The Sarah Palin Camp Asking For Comment On Rush [The Plum Line]
 
Palin vs Limbaugh And Beck: Awesomer and Awesomer [Daily Dish]
 
Palin Camp R-Word Melt Down? [Palin's Q+A Fun]
 
 

Filed under  //   Children of a Lesser Retard   Rahm Emanuel   Rush Limbaugh   Sarah Palin  

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Filed under  //   breakdown   Mariah Carey knows  

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If Sarah Palin saw Friday's Question Time with the POTUS, she will not risk running in 2012.

She should be terrified of debating the POTUS if she were to get the nomination.  Sarah, don't let those boys at Fox News convince you that your gibberish could outdebate Barack Obama.

Because it can't.

The only way she would win a debate with the President is if every American got a lobotomy.

Filed under  //   2012   foolish   Sarah Palin  

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Via JackandJillPolitics.com, the comment of the day on President Obama's...

...friendly little visit with the House GOP cabal:

From Craig Hickman:

So.

I just watched the replay on C-Span (minus the vacuous commentary by the propagandists – liberal and conservative alike) and I’m reminded of an admission a straight white male writer wrote in a review of one of my performances in the Boston Globe circa 1995: he didn’t know whether or not he wanted to fuck me or kill me.

That’s exactly what I saw in all those white men in that room (and a few of the women). They are enamored of this man and it makes them weak. WEAK, I tell you.

Weak. That’s why they keep trying to say HE’S weak.

Projection of the highest order.

All of them came across as punks. Straight up punks. And when Obama was finally done slapping them into place, they looked like they wanted to suck his dick.

You see the way they look at him when it was all over? Eric Cantor may as well have turned around and bent over.

That’s the white man’s burden, right there. Why you think they had to castrate us when they tied us up to the fucking trees?

Because they’re insecure and weak as tissue paper, that’s why.

I don’t give a shit what he calls himself, the white man has NO IDEA how to handle an intelligent, wise, and yes, ARTICULATE Black man who PUTS HIM IN HIS PLACE.

Sorry for the explicit rant. Well. No I’m not. It needed to be said.

That’s all.

The President's calm and reasonable evisceration of the GOP highlighted that their entire platform consists of:

  • Celebrating Americans who demonize the President in ridiculous, over the top ways
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And while this approach pleases Fox World, it's disappointing and worthless to people who want America to move forward, not backwards.

Filed under  //   cabal   Fox News Channel   GOP   JackandJillPolitics.com   President Obama   Retreat  

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The President at the House GOP retreat was beautiful thing.

Watching him respond to the GOP's fantastical tales of policy was quite simply a joy.
 
It amazes me how the GOP leadership continues to pretend that he's not a formidable opponent.
 
 
 
 
 

Filed under  //   Eric Cantor   GOP   John Boehner   President Obama   what are they going to do now?  

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Americans whine too much.

About everything.
 
I think Americans are the most spoiled, indulged people on the earth.
 

 

Filed under  //   Americans   indulgent   spoiled  

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Having George W. and Bill Clinton raise funds for Haiti relief...

is like having a divorced parent reunite with a spouse who abused their children.  Repeatedly.  Without remorse.

Randall Robinson on Obama Tapping Bush to Co-Chair US Relief Efforts [DemocraticUnderground.com]

Filed under  //   aha   Bill Clinton   DemocraticUnderground.com   George W. Bush   Haiti   hypocrisy   Randall Robinson   sweatshops  

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